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T-Shirt Virgo Witty Zodiac
T-Shirt Virgo Witty Zodiac
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T-Shirt Virgo Witty
Chaos? Only if it’s colour-coded and pencilled in. The “I don’t do chaos, unless I’ve scheduled it” slogan is peak Virgo perfection — calm on the surface, spreadsheets underneath. Whether you're fixing everyone else’s mess or just reorganising your bookshelf for fun, this tee gets your highly functional vibe.
With a soft unisex fit and just enough structure, it’s ideal for pairing with festival trousers or layering under a crisp jacket or boho hoodie. Ethically printed on demand with WRAP-certified production, it’s high standards only — just like you.
Need more order in the madness? Explore our full range of statement T-shirts designed to balance chaos and clarity.
Key Features
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“I don’t do chaos, unless I’ve scheduled it” slogan
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Soft unisex fit with tear-out label
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Seamless collar, tubular body, taped neck and shoulders
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Twin needle sleeves and hem
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Printed on demand – ethical, low-waste, WRAP certified
Fabric & Care
Material: 100% cotton*
Weight: 170–180gsm depending on colour
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
*Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
**Midnight, Blackberry, Dark Heather, Heather Sapphire, Graphite Heather, Lilac, Russet, Safety Pink, Sunset and Tweed: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
***Antiques and Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Please Note: This item is made on demand. Allow an additional 3–4 days before standard delivery.















