T-Shirt Please Be Patient

Please Be Patient – I'm From the 1900s

If you know how to rewind a cassette with a pencil, this one’s for you. The “Please be patient, I’m from the 1900s” slogan lands with deadpan wit – perfect for those navigating the modern world with dial-up reflexes and a landline mindset. It’s a clever nod to generational survival, and a subtle protest against QR menus and disappearing buttons. Ideal for UK festivals, coffee runs, or just confusing the youth.

The cut is unisex and comfortable, perfect worn loose with denim or layered under boho hoodies for cooler evenings. It pairs effortlessly with our festival trousers for a full throwback-meets-modern look. Made on demand with WRAP-certified care, it’s ethical, low-waste, and printed direct-to-garment for a clean, lasting finish.

Looking for more unapologetic sarcasm? Check out our Weird & Wonderful collection for even more mischief.

Key Features

• “Please be patient, I’m from the 1900s” slogan

• Classic unisex cut with tear-out label

• Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders

• Tubular body with twin needle sleeves and hem

• Made to order – ethical, no excess stock

Fabric & Care

Material: 100% cotton*
Weight: 170–180gsm depending on colour
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

*Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
**Midnight, Blackberry, Dark Heather, Heather Sapphire, Graphite Heather, Lilac, Russet, Safety Pink, Sunset and Tweed: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
***Antiques and Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Please Note: This item is made on demand. Allow an additional 3–4 days before standard delivery.