T-Shirt Scorpio Witty Zodiac

T-Shirt Scorpio Witty

Privacy. Intensity. Vibes. The “Trust issues? I wrote the manual” slogan is peak Scorpio — brutally honest, darkly funny, and definitely watching your every move. Whether you're guarding your secrets or just setting fire to emotional bridges (metaphorically), this tee speaks your truth without saying too much.

Cut in a soft unisex fit, this tee pairs perfectly with ripped jeans, bold eyeliner, and festival trousers. Throw on a boho hoodie when the night cools or you're quietly manifesting your next power move. Ethically made on demand with WRAP-certified production, it’s a Scorpio-approved essential — zero waste, maximum edge.

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Key Features

• “Trust issues? I wrote the manual” slogan

• Soft unisex fit with tear-out label

• Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders

• Twin needle sleeves and hem

• Ethically made to order – WRAP certified

Fabric & Care

Material: 100% cotton*
Weight: 170–180gsm depending on colour
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

*Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
**Midnight, Blackberry, Dark Heather, Heather Sapphire, Graphite Heather, Lilac, Russet, Safety Pink, Sunset and Tweed: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
***Antiques and Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Please Note: This item is made on demand. Allow an additional 3–4 days before standard delivery.